Come on, fill up that cart.  I dare you.

Do I need a PayPal account to checkout?

No, this checkout process does NOT require that you have a PayPal account to order!  Go to your cart, choose "checkout", and you will be led to the PayPal screen.  Along with the option to login to your PayPal account, there will be a button that says, "Pay with a debit or credit card, or PayPal credit."  Add your payment and mailing information and you're set to go!